Beware the creature that’s under your bed. You know the one.

Beware the creature that’s under the bed.  You know the one.

Don’t let your naked toes slip beneath your bed or the creatures’ warm wet tongue will quickly shoot out and lick your succulent sweet flesh.  You have been warned.

Beware the creature that’s under your bed.  You know the one.

At night, never stick your feet out from under the duvet or its powerful claws will grab your ankles and drag you down into its dark realm, there to feast on your still-living body.  You have been warned.

Beware the creature that’s under your bed.  You know the one.

Never, retrieve something from under your bed in the half dark; those shadows really do hide something – the creature under your bed.  It would just love to sink its fang-filled mouth into your neck and drink your blood as you lie helpless, half in and half out under your bed. You have been warned.

Beware the creature that’s under your bed.  You know the one.

The creature that’s under your bed is real.  It’s the one that has lived in your head since you were a child, the one you had almost forgotten until now.  You know the one.

Beware the creature that’s under your bed and lives in your head.  You know the one.

So tonight, dear reader, when you go to your bedroom and look at your bed and the gap between it and the floor, remember my words and the precautions you need to take to stay safe from the creature under your bed who lives in your head.  You know the one.

Good night and sleep well my dear and gentle reader, but remember you have been warned.

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